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Hamira
04-10-2004, 02:45 AM
This thread is based on the books Would You Rather? (http://www.wouldyourather.com) that I came across while browsing the bookstore.
The rules are simple:
-You must pose two options for the picker.
-They must be more than one word choices.
For ex. don't type:

Seminole or Rattler?

instead type:

Would you rather (WYR)

Be a proud fearless Florida State Seminole

or

A low down snake?

After picking "Seminole", the picker now poses their option.

-the choices can be good or bad, but you can't have one obviously good choice versus one obviously bad choice.

For ex. you can't have:

WYR (Would you rather)
be rich forever
or
lose an arm in a horrible accident?
:rolling What kind of choice is that?

But you can have:

WYR
be rich forever
or
be young forever?

OR

WYR
lose an arm in a horrible accident
or
be a Rattler? :lol (I'm wrong AK, I know, I know...)


-you also have the option (it's not mandatory)
of adding a "Things to consider:" addendum
For ex.

WYR
lose an arm in a horrible accident
or
be a Rattler?

Thing to consider: In a few years they'll probably invent a way to grow parts back :duck :lol

OR

WYR
be rich forever
or
be young forever?

Things to consider: with enough money you could probably buy eternal youth (or) Joan Rivers :lol

Remember this part is optional

So, now that the rules are set :) let's begin.




WYR have the ability to hear conversations at any distance
or
have the ability to change your clothes by just blinking?





ETA: Last Rule: YOU CAN"T SAY "NONE" OR "NEITHER". :)


Further ETA: There may be confusions with people posting at the same time and stuff like that.
-If your post is the second one you can edit.
-If you happen to follow one of these hapenings (and the second poster hasn't returned to edit their post), just pick which of the two posts you'd rather answer and move on. The unanswered poster I'm sure will get a chance to pose their question again :)

Sunchild
04-10-2004, 02:47 AM
girl if you dont hush about them rattlers




I pick the conversations













would you rather:


find a tape of your parents having sex

or

your parents walking in catching you watching a porn

?
:-cre

LOCSOFAST
04-10-2004, 02:54 AM
watching a porn..

i could not bear the site of my
parents on tape!!!

wyr

freeze to death?

or

burn to death?

TTC: Burning would definetly hurt...

charli
04-10-2004, 03:11 AM
freeze

WYR

Be stupid and beautiful (and in this example you won't be able to change being stupid-- you would have to be stupid forever)

Or

Ugly and intelligent

Neosoul
04-10-2004, 03:11 AM
Definitely ugly and intelligent




WYR

be known as calculating and totally successful

or

compassionate and marginally successful?

Hamira
04-10-2004, 03:56 AM
Originally posted by Neosoul@Apr 10 2004, 03:11 AM

WYR

be known as calculating and totally successful

or

compassionate and marginally successful?
Calculating and successful. Just because you're known as calculating doesn't mean you're bad. Besides, I want to be lawyer and a calculating is right up my alley :lol


WYR

be famous for the number of people you've slept with

or

be riduculed for being a virgin for the rest of you life?

LOCSOFAST
04-10-2004, 04:06 AM
Originally posted by Delushious+Apr 9 2004, 10:56 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Delushious @ Apr 9 2004, 10:56 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Neosoul@Apr 10 2004, 03:11 AM

WYR

be known as calculating and totally successful

or

compassionate and marginally successful?
Calculating and successful. Just because you&#39;re known as calculating doesn&#39;t mean you&#39;re bad. Besides, I want to be lawyer and a calculating is right up my alley :lol


WYR

be famous for the number of people you&#39;ve slept with

or

be riduculed for being a virgin for the rest of you life? [/b][/quote]
famous...

virgins dont make that much maney...LOL :lol


wyr

be blind from birth?

or

go blind later in life?

TTC: (can you taste it and never have again ever?)

Hamira
04-10-2004, 04:12 AM
Originally posted by LOCSOFAST@Apr 10 2004, 04:06 AM

famous...

virgins dont make that much maney...LOL :lol


wyr

be blind from birth?

or

go blind later in life?

TTC: (can you taste it and never have again ever?)
:lol :lol You&#39;re a guy, so your answer was an obvious choice...and dang, what&#39;s up w/ all the heavy queston&#39;s?


later in life...like when I&#39;m 119 yrs old and seconds from death :lol




WYR

catch your SO cheating with your sibling (girl/ or guy)

or

catch your SO cheating with your mom?

LuvJones
04-10-2004, 04:13 AM
Later in life...it would be worth having a "taste" so I could see my children smile just once :heart

DAMN I&#39;m slow


with my moms... I&#39;d figure he&#39;s into to MILFs so it wouldn&#39;t seem so personal but I&#39;d still have to kill him!


would you rather

eat bulls balls

or

bull penis

mahsoul1
04-10-2004, 04:18 AM
Originally posted by LuvJones@Apr 9 2004, 11:13 PM
Later in life...it would be worth having a "taste" so I could see my children smile just once :heart

DAMN I&#39;m slow


with my moms... I&#39;d figure he&#39;s into to MILFs so it wouldn&#39;t seem so personal but I&#39;d still have to kill him!


would you rather

eat bulls balls

or

bull penis
the penis, there is only one-i would eat it fast and be done


WYR
meet the love of your life and have to kill him/her( a la Their Eyes WERe watching GOD)


or



Never meet him/her at all?

LOCSOFAST
04-10-2004, 04:48 AM
love... better to have loved and lost...

WYR?

buy a condom?

or

buy KY?

TTC: anything goes...

Hamira
04-10-2004, 04:50 AM
KY.....http://www.portedmods.com/modules/Forums/images/smiles/ky.gif :-cre


WYR

Wake up with a spider the size of a dinner plate watching you from your pillow

or

Wake up with an unidentified large brown jelly like blob that has eyes and teeth watching you from your pillow?

Things to consider: You know what the spider can do....

Medusa Negrita
04-10-2004, 04:54 AM
Wake up with a spider the size of a dinner plate watching you from your pillow.


WYR
have Michael Jackson&#39;s richness AND problems



or


Gary Coleman&#39;s appearant level of &#39;po-ness&#39; and problems?

Hamira
04-10-2004, 05:02 AM
Originally posted by Medusa Negrita@Apr 10 2004, 04:54 AM
WYR
have Michael Jackson&#39;s richness AND problems



or


Gary Coleman&#39;s appearant level of &#39;po-ness&#39; and problems?
Bring on the Gary....Mikey&#39;s problems are beyond hope :nohuh





Would you rather

Have your wildest fantasy come true

or

the wildest fantasy of your So come true?

All-Natural
04-10-2004, 05:16 AM
My fantasy


WYR

Be a hermaphrodite

OR

a conjoined twin?

Medusa Negrita
04-10-2004, 08:31 AM
Originally posted by All-Natural@Apr 9 2004, 11:16 PM
My fantasy


WYR

Be a hermaphrodite

OR

a conjoined twin?
a conjoined twin.
you didn&#39;t say how we could be conjoined, and it could be at the hip, skin only, which is way easier to get fixed than the other.

wyr

be the first lady of Ronald Reagan (remember, i think he about to croak, you could be rich)

or


be the first lady of Bill KLINTON (4 or 5 words - fun/cool, sax, monica, cigar)

LuvJones
04-10-2004, 08:41 AM
Bill Clinton, yeah he&#39;s skanky but he looks like he&#39;d be a freak and put it on a sista...have my naps all sweaty.... :rainfro

WYR

Get bukked naked with George Sr.

or

George W.

By bukked naked I do me sex/intercourse/sweaty funky monkey love


no you can&#39;t kill either one during or after....


LJ

All-Natural
04-10-2004, 10:19 AM
Ugh! Sr. cause GW is just not articulate enough and that&#39;s a bigger turn off to me. He might say somethin&#39; stupid during the
bukked naked I do me sex/intercourse/sweaty funky monkey love to make matters worst.

wyr

live with this face (#1) for the rest of your life
http://mi.bpcdn.us/sexy_clique/ugly2.jpg

-----------OR------------

live with this face (#2) for the rest of your life?
http://mi.bpcdn.us/sexy_clique/mike.jpg

All-Natural
04-10-2004, 05:26 PM
Well since my links don&#39;t work....


WYR

slide down a 50 foot razor blade into a vat of alcohol,

or

suck all the snot out of a dog&#39;s nose until its head caves in?

interplanetjanet
04-10-2004, 07:26 PM
Originally posted by All-Natural@Apr 10 2004, 03:26 PM
Well since my links don&#39;t work....


WYR

slide down a 50 foot razor blade into a vat of alcohol,

or

suck all the snot out of a dog&#39;s nose until its head caves in?
yuck!!! I would have to pick the sucking the dog&#39;s snot.

Would you rather

Have a disfigured face or be morbidly obese?

Medusa Negrita
04-10-2004, 07:26 PM
morbidly obese :smug


wyr
have as your next baby-daddy -

FLAVA FLAV

or

OL DIRTY BASTARD

Hamira
04-10-2004, 07:47 PM
Originally posted by Medusa Negrita@Apr 10 2004, 07:26 PM
wyr
have as your next baby-daddy -

FLAVA FLAV

or

OL DIRTY BASTARD
ewww....ODB :lol



WYR

Contract a painful incurable illness

or

Be someone&#39;s maid for the rest of your life?

All-Natural
04-10-2004, 07:58 PM
I&#39;d be the maid gettin paid.

wyr:

have genital herpes

or

have genital warts?

charli
04-10-2004, 08:12 PM
Herpes. 1 in 4 adults already has it. So there, I&#39;d have much company.

WYR

Marry a Cannibal

or a Serial Killer

BeautifulButterfly
04-10-2004, 08:20 PM
SERIAL KILLER

WYR
throw up in your plate on a first date

or have explosive diarrhea and bad gas on a first date

-Felecia

Hamira
04-10-2004, 08:21 PM
Throw up for sure!!


WYR

Have the ability to compose music like Beethoven

or

The ability to paint like Picasso?

BeautifulButterfly
04-10-2004, 08:29 PM
music like Beethoven

wyr
become blind

or become deaf

-Felecia

All-Natural
04-10-2004, 08:46 PM
Deaf, I&#39;m a visual artists so being blind wouldn&#39;t work for me...

WYR

be a call girl/gigalo (that must have sex with clients)

or

a porn star?

Hamira
04-10-2004, 08:54 PM
Porn star baby!! http://www.portedmods.com/modules/Forums/images/smiles/5bullwhip.gif
:lol


WYR

Be married to Superman
or
the Incrdible Hulk?

Things to consider: Super speed in the bed room :smug; The hulk gets waaaaay bigger :cow:
:lol

Lagina
04-10-2004, 08:55 PM
Hulk!!

Wyr

old school gollum fire cream for eradicating the napps


or wear a twa for life

charli
04-10-2004, 09:00 PM
You are breaking the rules, you are breaking the rules, no obvious choices.

Hamira
04-10-2004, 09:05 PM
Originally posted by charli@Apr 10 2004, 09:00 PM
You are breaking the rules, you are breaking the rules, no obvious choices.
Actually, for some people it&#39;s not such an obvious choice, cause some people are so scurred of the twa :duck :lol

All-Natural
04-10-2004, 09:06 PM
TWA all the way!http://www.portedmods.com/modules/Forums/images/smiles/icon_rr.gif

WYR have:

street smarts
----or----
book smarts?

Medusa Negrita
04-10-2004, 09:10 PM
Originally posted by All-Natural@Apr 10 2004, 03:06 PM
TWA all the way!http://www.portedmods.com/modules/Forums/images/smiles/icon_rr.gif

WYR have:

street smarts
----or----
book smarts?
street smarts



Wyr

live on the moon in complete harmony (space suit and all)

or

Live on earth in complete chaos?

Medusa Negrita
04-10-2004, 09:13 PM
Originally posted by Delushious+Apr 10 2004, 03:05 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Delushious @ Apr 10 2004, 03:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-charli@Apr 10 2004, 09:00 PM
You are breaking the rules, you are breaking the rules, no obvious choices.
Actually, for some people it&#39;s not such an obvious choice [/b][/quote]
i agree. i would have picked the former myself. :rainfro :smug

Lagina
04-10-2004, 09:18 PM
moon


Let me try again lol



Wyr


eat a bug (water bug)

or eat dog poop

All-Natural
04-10-2004, 09:27 PM
A big juicy water bug! Pumba (Lion King) says they&#39;re full of nutrients!

WYR spend a day with:

Chris Rock
---or----
Dave Chapelle?

soulki
04-10-2004, 09:34 PM
eat a bug
.
.
.
WYR

Have only water to drink and starve for a day or

Eat EVERYTHING that you could possibly want to eat in a day?

soulki
04-10-2004, 09:37 PM
eat a bug
.
.
.
WYR

Have only water to drink and starve for a day or

Eat EVERYTHING that you could possibly want to eat in a day?

soulki
04-10-2004, 09:37 PM
eat a bug
.
.
.
WYR

Have only water to drink and starve for a day or

Eat EVERYTHING that you could possibly want to eat in a day?

soulki
04-10-2004, 09:37 PM
eat a bug
.
.
.
WYR

Have only water to drink and starve for a day or

Eat EVERYTHING that you could possibly want to eat in a day?

Hamira
04-10-2004, 09:52 PM
Chris Rock






WYR


Have really big feet ( i&#39;m talkin&#39; size 16/17)

or

Really big ears (size of a baby&#39;s head)?


Things to consider: No surgery allowed :-)

ini
04-10-2004, 10:01 PM
BIG FEET! :) they help climb down mountains :duck

Would you rather

Go topless on a beach?

or

Wear a sting thong on a beach?

LOCSOFAST
04-10-2004, 10:04 PM
topless...LOL!!!

a thong would not be cool or legal for me...

wyr...

have false teeth

or

mouth full of gold caps?

Hamira
04-10-2004, 10:08 PM
False teeth, goldies are a big no-no for me :rolling


( and no fair on topless :lol )



WYR

Have all your memories erased forever

or

Only remember the worst day of your life?

All-Natural
04-10-2004, 10:16 PM
No memories...

who WYR see in drag:

Simon Cowell
----or-----
Wayne Brady

LOCSOFAST
04-10-2004, 10:16 PM
wayne brady

tha would be funny has heck!!!


wyr : at close range


be shot in the throat

or

knee cap?


ttc: if you would live after either?

Hamira
04-10-2004, 10:17 PM
Originally posted by ini@Apr 10 2004, 10:01 PM
BIG FEET! :) they help climb down mountains :duck

hahaha :lol I just caught that (box

:lol

Hamira
04-10-2004, 10:18 PM
Ouch...knee cap



WYR
Win A lifetime supply of Twix

or

A liftime supply of snickers?

LOCSOFAST
04-10-2004, 10:22 PM
twix definitely! (snickers dont satisfy a dayum thing)

WYR:

borrow a billion dollars for one month

or win a million dollars for one day only?

LuvJones
04-10-2004, 10:23 PM
the mil for a day cause it would be mine
WYR

not have any breast at all

or have like triple HH


For the males have 1/2 inch of penis or 17 inches of penis

TTC no surgery allowed

All-Natural
04-10-2004, 10:26 PM
No breast, then I could trash my lowsy sports bras! Yea!...

who WYR see with a Napptural makeover (or makeunder?)

Lil Kim
----or----
Latoya Jackson?

Hamira
04-10-2004, 10:28 PM
...

LOCSOFAST
04-10-2004, 10:31 PM
1/2 inch ( women don&#39;t give noplay for too much, and you can make 1/2 bigger w/o surgery lol)...

wyr

have sex in a department store bed

or

in the back of a convertible at a dealership?

TTC: both during open hours...

Hamira
04-10-2004, 10:34 PM
Ahem, one question at a time Ms. Jones :-)

LuvThosNaps
04-10-2004, 10:35 PM
In a department store bed... Much more room and I would tell them I had to test the merchandise before I bought it.

WYR

Be stranded in the desert

or

Lost at sea?

LOCSOFAST
04-10-2004, 10:35 PM
oh ok.. !!



Originally posted by Delushious+Apr 10 2004, 05:34 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Delushious @ Apr 10 2004, 05:34 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-LOCSOFAST@Apr 10 2004, 10:31 PM
1/2 inch ( women don&#39;t give noplay for too much, and you can make 1/2 bigger w/o surgery lol)...


:-? :-? [/b][/quote]
luv jones posted two ?&#39;s
look above^

Hamira
04-10-2004, 10:38 PM
desert

WYR


Be 5&#39;11 and 95 lbs

or

4&#39;11 and 180 Lbs?


Things to consider: you could always model; more cushion for the...well you know :-)


EDITED

LuvThosNaps
04-10-2004, 10:44 PM
5&#39;11, 110... Then a trip to GNC to get some protein shakes and steroids.

WYR

Get caught having sex by your dad

or

Get caught having sex by your grandmother?

LuvJones
04-10-2004, 10:45 PM
Um ma&#39;am I only did that 2 ?&#39;s because I knew the men on this board would say no breast and just :lol :lol kinda like the the thong or topless question :smug so I was trying to make it fair....

LJ

ETA

LOCSOFAST didn&#39;t realize someone already answered his(his not hers I think) question! :-)

Hamira
04-10-2004, 10:47 PM
Originally posted by MrDean@Apr 10 2004, 10:44 PM
5&#39;11, 110... Then a trip to GNC to get some protein shakes and steroids.

WYR

Get caught having sex by your dad

or

Get caught having sex by your grandmother?



Grandma...I&#39;ll just tell her she&#39;s senile and hallucinating



WYR

Have a brand new car that looks awesome, but runs on Crystal

Or
a bicycle?

LuvJones
04-10-2004, 10:55 PM
runs on Crystal :-?

Me kinda of slow today

LOCSOFAST
04-10-2004, 10:55 PM
bicycle...

WYR:

be hooked on crack

or

sell crack to elderly folks

TTC: you had to do it to get by

LuvJones
04-10-2004, 10:57 PM
sell

WYR


Sleep with your boss

or

your bosses spouse

Hamira
04-10-2004, 10:58 PM
dammit LJ!! :lol

boss....he was kinda cute :duck


WYR

get stung by a bee

or

bitten by a spider?

LuvJones
04-10-2004, 11:06 PM
bee

slap yo mama

or

slap yo granny

TTC no they won&#39;t hit you back

Hamira
04-10-2004, 11:14 PM
Originally posted by LuvJones@Apr 10 2004, 11:06 PM
bee

slap yo mama

or

slap yo granny

TTC no they won&#39;t hit you back
granny....although I&#39;ll have to travel a continent and exhume her....

(for the chicas)
WYR


have cleavage like "Whoa"

Or

a posterior that inspires song?



Things to consider: whoo, whoo pull ova http://www.portedmods.com/modules/Forums/images/smiles/car8.gif http://www.portedmods.com/modules/Forums/images/smiles/bootyshake.gif
:lol :lol

LuvJones
04-10-2004, 11:59 PM
Give me a big ole booty...


would you rather


have a sex change operation


or


have sex with someone of the same sex

Evolution19
04-11-2004, 01:02 AM
same sex

WYR

have bad sex everyday of your life

OR

have fantabulous sex only once and live off the memories

ETA: the second choice would be THE only time u get to have sex, but its guaranteed to blow your mind

Jams
04-11-2004, 01:03 AM
Originally posted by LuvJones@Apr 10 2004, 06:59 PM
have a sex change operation



WYR

Drive a Yugo

or


Pinto

W8N2XHL
04-11-2004, 01:07 AM
Fantabulous sex and live off the memories.

Drive a Pinto

WYR work in the city morgue

or

the city sanitation (sewage/waste division)

MochaMom
04-11-2004, 01:57 AM
sanitation worker (one man&#39;s junk is another&#39;s treasure) :rolleyes

wyr...

marry for money, yet get physically abused daily

or

marry someone piss-poor and live homeless with 4 kids

ttc:

the abuse is often near fatal, but $ can heal/hide all wounds; there will never be an opportunity for you two to generate enough income to live a stable life--ever!

MochaMom
04-11-2004, 02:41 AM
ahem...i&#39;m still waiten...what, ya&#39;ll skeeerrrd?!

:lol

Hamira
04-11-2004, 02:45 AM
Abused daily...I can&#39;t watch children go hungry



WYR

Have the president visit your meesy house and comment on it on national TV

OR

Your Mother visit your messy house and comment on it?

LuvJones
04-11-2004, 02:55 AM
The Pres. because I know I can tell Pres. to kiss my black @ss


Live without orgasms
or
Live without shopping

Hamira
04-11-2004, 02:58 AM
Life without shopping...who ever is giving the big O&#39;s can shop as well :duck


WYR

give up all your shoes, except for a crudy pair of flip flops

or

give up all your hair product?

LuvThosNaps
04-11-2004, 03:02 AM
Easy one, Hair products bye-bye :duck

WYR

Lose the winning lottery ticket in a fire

or

Have it stolen from you and you can&#39;t prove it?

LuvJones
04-11-2004, 03:03 AM
Let it burn up if I can&#39;t have it they can&#39; t either



Climb BIG mountains

or

SCUBA deep deep down in the ocean

W8N2XHL
04-11-2004, 03:15 AM
Climb a big mountain

wyr

die from smoke inhalation

or

drown

SoulfulAries
04-11-2004, 03:21 AM
smoke

WYR

Have the old Toni Braxton back?

or

Have the old school Whitney Houston back?

LOCSOFAST
04-11-2004, 03:22 AM
whitney

toni is still good wit me

wyr:

only be able to watch one movie forever

or

read one book forever?

Hamira
04-11-2004, 03:30 AM
Book hands down


WYR


have to kiss(w/ toungue) a person with gum disease and pieces of rotting food stuck everywhere

OR

do the same for some one w/ blood in their mouth?

vixxen13
04-11-2004, 03:32 AM
gum disease.

WYR

rub off your nipples with a rusty s.o.s pad

or

eat tuna out of your ****.

Hamira
04-11-2004, 03:36 AM
:huh ?

I&#39;ma let you have this one Locsofast

:lol

vixxen13
04-11-2004, 03:54 AM
:lol :lol ha ha i got that from one of those which WYR games. pretty sick huh. i dont even know which to pick

Hamira
04-11-2004, 04:31 AM
Dammit, anyone? :lol

LOCSOFAST
04-11-2004, 04:31 AM
Originally posted by vixxen13@Apr 10 2004, 10:32 PM
gum disease.

WYR

rub off your nipples with a rusty s.o.s pad

or

eat tuna out of your ****.
the tuna (could still be in the can and only between the buttocks...)

wyr:

beat your hand with a spiked aluminum bat on steel table

or

cut your thigh open with razor and sprinkle sea salt in it?

All-Natural
04-11-2004, 04:31 AM
beat my hand. I hate razors!

WYR spend the rest of your life as...


a toddler
---or-----
a teenager?

Hamira
04-11-2004, 04:35 AM
Teenager-19 yrs old



WYR

Be known as a traitor (denied jobs, pelted w/ food in restaurants...)

OR

Be touted as the greatest hero of all time....from your wheel chair?

TTC: no, you can&#39;t move.

LOCSOFAST
04-11-2004, 04:38 AM
hero

WYR:

live forever

or

live the same day over forver?

tcc: ground hog day style&#39;

All-Natural
04-11-2004, 04:41 AM
....

Hamira
04-11-2004, 04:42 AM
Live forever


WYR

Be an impotent man forever

Or

A woman who can&#39;t concieve ever?

All-Natural
04-11-2004, 04:43 AM
woman.

Who WYR see in a RuPaul makeover

50 Cent
---or---
DMX?

LOCSOFAST
04-11-2004, 04:47 AM
dmx
he&#39;s already gay (speculative)

wyr

have an organ removed by accident

or

have a transplant by accident?

Hamira
04-11-2004, 04:51 AM
transplant...they replaced it right?


WYR


have a baby born w/one eye

OR

w/ one finger?

LOCSOFAST
04-11-2004, 04:54 AM
one eye...

wyr

be jumped by five people in a club

or

one person way bigger than you beats the crap out of you?

Medusa Negrita
04-11-2004, 05:22 AM
Originally posted by LOCSOFAST@Apr 10 2004, 10:47 PM
dmx
he&#39;s already gay (speculative)

wyr

have an organ removed by accident

or

have a transplant by accident?

NO HE&#39;S NOT, I HATE YOU!!!

HE&#39;S NOT, HE&#39;S NOT, HE&#39;S NOT, GET OVER IT, HE&#39;S NOT!!

NOT, NOT, NOT!!!



okay...now that I have got that out of the way...I guess I should answer the question :huh

one person way bigger than me beats the crap out of me - yeah that.



okay... wyr

live in the garden of Eden pre-sin

or

live in Heaven


AND DMX IS NOT GAY!! :duck

LOCSOFAST
04-11-2004, 05:53 AM
Originally posted by Medusa Negrita@Apr 11 2004, 12:22 AM



AND DMX IS NOT GAY!! :duck
ROTFL!!! okay, okay, :lol :lol

heaven (i would have eaten the apple too, don&#39;t want to be the one who started sin)

WYR


have your wages garnished for 70% for life

or

be incarcerated for tax evasion for life?

LuvJones
04-11-2004, 06:00 AM
take my wages!

Give oral sex to ODB

or

Chopper from DA BAND

Hamira
04-11-2004, 06:02 AM
Originally posted by LuvJones@Apr 11 2004, 06:00 AM
take my wages!

Give oral sex to ODB

or

Chopper from DA BAND
:lol


I already have OBD as my baby daddy...it&#39;s someone&#39;s else turn to take one for the team :lol

:tiptoe

LuvJones
04-11-2004, 06:03 AM
You started this get on back here! :-P :razz

mslady
04-11-2004, 06:04 AM
Originally posted by LuvJones@Apr 11 2004, 01:00 AM
take my wages!

Give oral sex to ODB

or

Chopper from DA BAND
Yuk!

LOCSOFAST
04-11-2004, 06:05 AM
i gotta see this one :pop

ini
04-11-2004, 06:11 AM
:pop

Hamira
04-11-2004, 06:19 AM
Originally posted by LuvJones@Apr 11 2004, 06:00 AM
Give oral sex to ODB

or

Chopper from DA BAND
Things to consider: Choppa is so cocky he&#39;ll probably ask you to pay him; ODB will just be grateful :duck

:lol

LuvJones
04-11-2004, 07:00 AM
So is that your final answer he&#39;s already your baby&#39;s daddy, you gonna take another one for the team? :duck :lol :lol :thumbsup :shocked

:tiptoe LJ

Hamira
04-11-2004, 07:11 AM
Originally posted by LuvJones@Apr 11 2004, 07:00 AM
So is that your final answer he&#39;s already your baby&#39;s daddy, you gonna take another one for the team? :duck :lol :lol :thumbsup :shocked

:tiptoe LJ
Heck no!!! :-) I did my time, and I&#39;ll gladly step aside this time for some lucky gal (or guy :lol ) to take their turn.

BeautifulButterfly
04-11-2004, 09:26 AM
I don&#39;t know who Da Band or Choppa is...

C&#39;mon, we need an answer and a new question
~whinning~ i wanna play...

-Felecia

LOCSOFAST
04-11-2004, 01:01 PM
Delushious or somebody!!! just say Choppa (i&#39;ll front you the $)and get it over with, you know ODB has been burnt. (:shock two times!!!)

:cow:

southernbelle
04-11-2004, 01:33 PM
Choppa (he looks inexperienced. I&#39;ll be done in 2 minutes or less but ODB looks like he can hold out forever. Plus, he&#39;ll have all types of requests while I am doing it).


WYR walk through a

a gym filled with men naked

or

through your office building naked

LuvThosNaps
04-11-2004, 02:01 PM
A gym filled with men naked

WYR

Marry someone grotesquely ugly but the sex is great if you can inspire yourself to do it.

or

Marry someone fabulously gorgeous with horrible sex that is demanded daily.

TTC: You are famous and you&#39;re always in the public eye.

teekydawg
04-11-2004, 03:31 PM
gorgeous w/bad sex (i tried to go out with a dude that i felt on a spiritual and mental level, but geesh he was unfortunate looking.... he went for a kiss and i couldn&#39;t stop my head from turning away... my body was physically revolted by him and it wasn&#39;t having it)

wyr

have jacked up teeth w/ an attractive face

or

nice grill with a serious facial skin issue

Sunchild
04-11-2004, 03:54 PM
jacked up teeth


wyr

only be able to drink(non alcoholic beverages) for the rest of your life, with no food

or

eat for the rest of your life, with no beverages

Medusa Negrita
04-11-2004, 04:58 PM
lol at the last two answers/replies. I would have picked the exact opposite. Interesting. So I&#39;d have a old school gollum fire cream for eradicating the napps, an ugly guy who does great sex, and nice grill with a serious facial issues.

Maybe I&#39;m delving too deep, but I wonder what our answers say about us?

Oh, and I also would have chosen "choas on earth" AND ODB as my baby daddy also. I love some Flava but according to &#39;Fight the Power&#39; by Chuck D, he got punked by Professor Griff. Ain&#39;t feeling that. ODB crazy, I don&#39;t think he can exactly be punked.

LOCSOFAST
04-11-2004, 05:48 PM
Originally posted by afrikankween@Apr 11 2004, 10:54 AM
jacked up teeth


wyr

only be able to drink(non alcoholic beverages) for the rest of your life, with no food

or

eat for the rest of your life, with no beverages
drink with no food

wyr


fight lennox lewis

or

roy jones, jr

ttc: no gloves no bells, knock-out only stops the fight..

Sunchild
04-11-2004, 05:54 PM
lennox lewis.....then maybe we can hang out after the "fight" ;)


wyr

get both hands chopped off

or

both feet

southernbelle
04-11-2004, 05:55 PM
both feet

WYR

be a liar

or be a thief

Hamira
04-11-2004, 05:57 PM
liar/lawyer....and a damn good one too

WYR


Eat a pound of butter

OR

A pound of lard?

Hamira
04-11-2004, 06:00 PM
Originally posted by LOCSOFAST@Apr 11 2004, 01:01 PM
Delushious or somebody!!! just say Choppa (i&#39;ll front you the $)and get it over with, you know ODB has been burnt. (:shock two times!!!)

:cow:
:lol :lol :lol

Since you already had the dough why didn&#39;t you take it for the team Locs? :-cre

LOCSOFAST
04-11-2004, 06:00 PM
be a liar, eat a pound of butter

wyr

be as slave of america

or

a slave of ancient egypt

LOCSOFAST
04-11-2004, 06:01 PM
Originally posted by Delushious+Apr 11 2004, 01:00 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Delushious @ Apr 11 2004, 01:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-LOCSOFAST@Apr 11 2004, 01:01 PM
Delushious or somebody!!! just say Choppa (i&#39;ll front you the $)and get it over with, you know ODB has been burnt. (:shock two times!!!)

:cow:
:lol :lol :lol

Since you already had the dough why didn&#39;t you take it for the team Locs? :-cre [/b][/quote]
out of the question... i&#39;d be holding the camera..

lol :lol

Sunchild
04-11-2004, 06:18 PM
Egypt

wyr

listen to the same radio station forever

or

watch the same tv station forever

alma2254
04-11-2004, 06:49 PM
same radio station

WYR be a hermit...

In the tropical jungle

or

On a desert island?

winnie
04-11-2004, 06:59 PM
Desert Island (i&#39;m scared of snakes!)

WYR

Go twelve rounds in the ring with Roy Jones Jr

or

Brawl with Mike Tyson in a cage fight?

BeautifulButterfly
04-11-2004, 07:08 PM
twelve with Roy... it would be better than Mike eating my face!

wyr

be stuck in a room with something you are afraid of (ie, frogs)

or

eat something you are afraid of without knowing what it was until you are done

-Felecia

Hamira
04-11-2004, 07:40 PM
Eat it and then find out later. If I&#39;m stuck i na room with a tarantula I&#39;m going to pass out any way. And that thing will crawl into my mouth since it&#39;s the warm environment large spiders crave....Okay I&#39;m scaring my self, lemme stop :lol



WYR


swim is a vat of human blood

OR
a vat of elk blood? :huh :lol

charli
04-11-2004, 07:56 PM
Elk. I&#39;m sure they gotta have less crap than Humans.


WYR

wear draws soaked in poop


or draws soaked in blood

Sunchild
04-11-2004, 08:23 PM
ewww i guess soaked in blood......hoping its my own

wyr


receive your own death date

or

your mother&#39;s death date

Hamira
04-11-2004, 08:26 PM
mine...


WYR


scrub your right knee with a cheese grater

OR















Your left knee?

:lol

Sunchild
04-11-2004, 08:28 PM
left knee

wyr sit on a hot stove

or

sit in freezing water

Kat Nappydeen
04-11-2004, 08:40 PM
hot stove; I could be wearing jeans...and you didnt say how loooong we would have to sit there :)

WYR

Sit in a room with someone who smells like:

Musty armpits

or

Smelly feet

TTC: This person is in the cubicle next to you at work.

PrincessDrRe
04-11-2004, 08:49 PM
I&#39;ll take smelly feet they can be played off as Fritos.....musty armpits just stank...and eventually the smell gets trapped in ya mouth.....

WYR...

Eat a dish of one Boiled Bull Ball

or......

Eat a dish of one Pickled Pig Penis

Note: No hot sauce, no Tony seasoning, no vinegar, no soul food seasoning.......

Holla At the Princess Doc!

edited for punctuation

Jina
04-12-2004, 12:00 AM
Wow--these are getting a little graphic! :tiptoe

All-Natural
04-12-2004, 12:26 AM
Wow--these are getting a little graphic!
I know, it&#39;s like Fear Factor in here-lol

Bull Ball.


WYR see your mother on a national news special for showing her stuff on

Girls Gone Wild
---or---
Jerry Springer?

PrincessDrRe
04-12-2004, 12:43 AM
No more graphic than a "Rocky Mountain Pork Oyster"....but I digress.....

Jerry Springer. I think he is an "Undercover Brotha"

WYR

Saw off a finger?

OR

Saw off a toe?

Sunchild
04-12-2004, 12:44 AM
Saw off a toe


wyr

eat a mouthful of salt

or

mouthful of castor oil

PrincessDrRe
04-12-2004, 12:53 AM
Salt. Castor oil...just the thought makes me sick!

WYR

Work at a job where you could make millions, but never know when or if you are gonna get fired.

OR

Work at a job where you could make thousands, but is secure for life.

Debonaire
04-12-2004, 12:54 AM
work and make millions


WYR

get surgery of some sort and wake up in the middle

OR

give birth to a 20 pound baby...without anesthetics

Sunchild
04-12-2004, 01:26 AM
wow....i will take the surgery...i dont want to be walking bowlegged for the rest of my life

wyr

drink your own urine

or


or cow blood

MuthaErth
04-12-2004, 01:53 AM
my own urine....i know what goes into my body, i don&#39;t know about the "bloody cow" :lol

wyr

have your tongue removed

or

your eyes poked out

rockinlocs
04-12-2004, 01:57 AM
Dag that&#39;s a tough one! I&#39;d say tongue removed.

wyr

Be in a room full of people with funky (STRONG oniony) armpits

or

Be in a room full of people who didn&#39;t have shoes and had stinky (cheesy-smellin&#39;) feet?

PrincessDrRe
04-12-2004, 02:00 AM
Tongue removed. I ain&#39;t gotta talk, but I sho&#39; gotta see!!!

WYR

Marry a man with a extremely small penis that loves you with all his heart and stays close to home--but cheats and you don&#39;t "know" about it. (Disease free...)

OR

Marry a man with a large penis that loves you with all his heart and sometimes strays--but always stays "faithful" to home. (Disease free...)

BamaFro
04-12-2004, 02:04 AM
I&#39;d rather marry a man with a large penis that loves me w/all his :heart and sometimes strays - but always stays faithful to home (Disease free...)

wyr

Go to school for 10 years without any debt when you graduate

OR

Go to school for 1 year, but have $100K in debt at the end ? ? ?

LOCSOFAST
04-12-2004, 02:11 AM
1 year

(i thrist for &#39;modeled, taught, and learned&#39; knowledge not so much book knowledge and money is easier to aquire)

wyr

have your hair fall completely out

or

grow hair in places that men are normally know for

TCC: really thick hair like beard or moustache that can not be stopped but grows back everyday after cutting

rockinlocs
04-12-2004, 02:14 AM
hair fall out - can always wear a wig!

wyr

go through life with a nose that was very long, very pointy and curved upward like a hook or the letter "j"

or

get plastic surgery KNOWING that there&#39;s a 99% chance of your nose looking like Michael Jackson&#39;s current nose?

Yall betta not skip ova mine this time! (box

Sunchild
04-12-2004, 02:19 AM
keep the long curvy point nose

wyr

hear a long beep noise for the rest of your life

or

have water drip on your forhead for the rest of your life

Hamira
04-12-2004, 02:20 AM
I do exist.... :lol

PrincessDrRe
04-12-2004, 02:21 AM
Just call me "J Hook" yall--

WYR

Eat Road Kill

Or

Drink Rancid Milk

Now I know this one is nasty......espically if you have ever drank some soured milk on accident.....DAMN!

winnie
04-12-2004, 03:34 AM
I&#39;d drink the milk.

WYR

Look like Jay-Z with an afro puff for a year

or

Have wild monkey sex with Michael Jackson for a week.

Hamira
04-12-2004, 03:42 AM
Originally posted by winnie@Apr 12 2004, 03:34 AM
I&#39;d drink the milk.

WYR

Look like Jay-Z with an afro puff for a year

or

Have wild monkey sex with Michael Jackson for a week.
Jay-z....Mikey probably takes "monkey sex" quite literally :duck



WYR


Be covered in a chocolate syrup w/ fire ants

OR

be covered in honey w/ bees?


TTC: Ouch. :lol

mikameek
04-12-2004, 04:08 AM
Be covered in chocolate syrup with fire Ants.....I&#39;m deathly afraid of bees

WYR

Have a horrible case of gas on the date with the man of your dreams

or

Have a big period stain on the back of your white skirt on the date with the man of your dreams.

Kat Nappydeen
04-12-2004, 07:44 AM
That&#39;s a tough one. I&#39;d probably have to reluctantly go with the period stain. I could explain....and and and he woudnt see it when we were sitting down. Hopefully no one else would see it. He would have to smell the gas all night.

WYR

Find out later in life that you have a twin that you never knew about

or

Find out later in life that you have a very famous celebrity relative.

Hamira
04-12-2004, 08:37 AM
Originally posted by Miss Popularity@Apr 12 2004, 07:44 AM
WYR

Find out later in life that you have a twin that you never knew about

or

Find out later in life that you have a very famous celebrity relative.
OMG story of my life!!! I&#39;m positive I have a twin out there...mama&#39;s cracking...she&#39;ll have to confess what she did to Shanaynay soon :-cre




WYR


Have an affair and have your SO find out on his/her death bed (cancer)

OR

have him find out right as it&#39;s happening?

LuvThosNaps
04-12-2004, 02:06 PM
Affair and have her find out on her death bed. No time for revenge.

WYR

Have a man who never puts the toilet seat up

or

Have a man who always keeps the toilet seat down (#1 or #2)

TTC
1: You never look before you leap
2: He has terrible aim

tdhayes
04-12-2004, 02:14 PM
I&#39;ll think I&#39;ll take the guy who keeps the toilet seat down...but I&#39;d rather have one who lets it down once he&#39;s done with his business.


WYR

Dance on top of the bar

or

Receive the free tequila shots poured directly down your throat by the bartender standing on top of the bar?

Sunchild
04-12-2004, 02:23 PM
dance on the bar -I dont drink

wyr

eat your own snot

or

eat your own ear wax

Jams
04-12-2004, 03:55 PM
Originally posted by afrikankween@Apr 12 2004, 09:23 AM
eat your own snot


I used to as a kid :-)


WYR

Have an extra toe


or


An extra finger?

LuvThosNaps
04-12-2004, 03:58 PM
Extra toe... At least I can hide that most of the time.

WYR

be ridiculously tall (like 8ft +)

or

insanely short (2ft and change)?

teekydawg
04-12-2004, 04:15 PM
tall

wyr

be bald

or

sport ankle length stringy hair

ttc (you can&#39;t cut it or grow it)

Kat Nappydeen
04-12-2004, 04:22 PM
Id have to go with the ankle length stringy hair. I confess, I am obsessed with length (well not really but....)


Upon looking in the mirror after exiting a job interview:

WYR

Discover that you had a booger in your nose the whole time

or

Discover that you had dried mouth-water (slobber, saliva, drool) from your sleep before along your cheek and down your chin that you had forgotten to wash off in the morning?

mikameek
04-12-2004, 05:02 PM
Booger in My nose.....The dried up spit makes it look like I didn&#39;t care how I looked going to the interview....Boogers happen to the best of us.



WYR


Have a foul taste in your mouth for rest of your life, with no way to cover up the taste.

or

Have a foul smell stuck in your nose for the rest of your life with no way to cover up the smell.

LOCSOFAST
04-12-2004, 06:11 PM
Originally posted by mikameek@Apr 12 2004, 12:02 PM
Booger in My nose.....The dried up spit makes it look like I didn&#39;t care how I looked going to the interview....Boogers happen to the best of us.



WYR


Have a foul taste in your mouth for rest of your life, with no way to cover up the taste.

or

Have a foul smell stuck in your nose for the rest of your life with no way to cover up the smell.
taste in mouth... (the tongue only provides about 30% of taste reception / smell is stronger)

wyr

have a headache for the rest of your life

or

a stomach ache?

tdhayes
04-12-2004, 07:01 PM
I&#39;ll take a stomachache...at least I could then use meditation to try and get some relief...


Would you rather...

go bungee jumping over the river

or

Parasailing over the ocean?

teekydawg
04-12-2004, 07:17 PM
bungee jumping ( i parasailed already and it wasn&#39;t the rush i thought it would be, actually it was serene and quiet)

wyr

eat a bowl of cocoa puffs but you see roaches

or

eat lo-mein but you see worms

Sunchild
04-12-2004, 07:36 PM
lo mein and worms


wyr


fart every 10 seconds for the rest of your life , no way to stop it even with meds

or


have a constant runny nose for the rest of your life, no way to stop it even with meds

teekydawg
04-12-2004, 07:48 PM
fart, that&#39;s practically me already :-cre

wyr

participate in fear factor

or

road rules /real world challenge

ThisIsKia
04-12-2004, 08:05 PM
road rules

Would you rather:

Lose your hearing in your left ear
or
Never have another orgasm in your life?

alma2254
04-12-2004, 08:10 PM
lose hearing...

WYR

Live to be 150 years old and never happy

or

live to 25 years and happy as hell?

LOCSOFAST
04-12-2004, 08:51 PM
Originally posted by alma2254@Apr 12 2004, 03:10 PM
lose hearing...

WYR

Live to be 150 years old and never happy

or

live to 25 years and happy as hell?
150

wyr

ride a motorcyle @ 185 plus on a busy highway

or

be on the back of a motorcycle doing 185 plus on a busy highway?

alma2254
04-12-2004, 09:03 PM
ride a motorcyle @ 185 plus on a busy highway

WYR...

win....

A mansion of your dreams for life....

or

A 2 week holiday around the world?

tdhayes
04-12-2004, 09:07 PM
A two week holiday around the world. The memories would be priceless, the experience phenomenal.


WYR

Give birth to identical twins

OR

Give birth to identical triplets?

Sunchild
04-12-2004, 09:19 PM
Twins.....because then i could have another chance to take a shot at the other sex. Having identical triplets would be it!


wyr:


not have any children and receive $500,000 ( you cant adopt or use any other means to get kids, you will remain childless forver)

or

have kids and be poor forever

alma2254
04-12-2004, 09:48 PM
have kids and be poor forever


WYR...



Be bitten by a crocodile

Or

Stepped in the stomach by an elephant?

LOCSOFAST
04-12-2004, 09:51 PM
Originally posted by afrikankween@Apr 12 2004, 04:19 PM
Twins.....because then i could have another chance to take a shot at the other sex. Having identical triplets would be it!


wyr:


not have any children and receive $500,000 ( you cant adopt or use any other means to get kids, you will remain childless forver)

or

have kids and be poor forever
kids...

I could train them up like the Williams sisters, or beyonce and they could be rich...

wyr

be back up dancer for missy

or

backup singer for outkast?

PrincessDrRe
04-12-2004, 10:14 PM
I guess 2 hit at one time so I&#39;m gonna hit both--

1. Bitten by a croc--there is a chance that he only bites my panky (yes0I said panky!) toe!

2. Backup dancer-I could def lose some of this excess weight then!

WYR

Hold a piece of wire and stick it in an electric socket?

OR

Have your momma run over your foot with her Mazda?

Sunchild
04-12-2004, 10:20 PM
Dang DrRe........

I will take the electric socket

wyr:

only eat meat for the rest of your life

or


only eat veggies for the rest of your life

charli
04-12-2004, 10:26 PM
Veggies

WYR swim in a river full of sharks

or


pirahnas

Hamira
04-12-2004, 10:57 PM
sharks. You actualy have a chance with a shark...pirahnas eat anything that moves.


WYR

Live the rest of your life alone and lonely but rich beyond your wildest imaginations

Or

With some one, But really, really poor?

TTC: you&#39;re so poor you take turns sharing The Pants

Kat Nappydeen
04-13-2004, 12:10 AM
Originally posted by Delushious@Apr 12 2004, 05:57 PM


TTC: you&#39;re so poor you take turns sharing The Pants
:lol

Really poor.

WYR

Be held down and tickled

or

Be held down and kissed repeatedly on the face

TTC: For about 10 minutes straight.
(Both of these are almost equally annoying for me :-cre )

winnie
04-13-2004, 12:41 AM
kissed on the face. (kissing is fun, tickling is not)

WYR

Have your face tatooted to look like a cat person

Or

Have one of your thumbs removed?

charli
04-13-2004, 01:22 AM
Have thumbs removed. Tattoos hurt, wouldn&#39;t want a needle anywhere near my face.


WYR

Grow horns on your head

OR

A tail on your butt

tjolims
04-13-2004, 01:47 AM
Tail on my butt. I could keep it a secret, but I don&#39;t know if I could grow a fro big enough to hide some horns.

WYR

be the last woman on earth

or

know the last man on earth.

stillwater09
04-13-2004, 04:42 AM
Definitely the last woman! Why be the CHASER when you could be the CHASEE lol




WYR

Live forever as an 90 year old woman or forever as a stray cat ? :-cre

Hamira
04-13-2004, 04:54 AM
Old woman....stray cats get put to sleep




WYR


See everything in blue for the rest of your life

OR

hear a low hum for the rest of your life?

natitwists
04-13-2004, 07:24 AM
hear a low hum for the rest of my life


WYR

Be with someone who cheated occassionally, brought you back curable STD&#39;s, but made you feel like you were the only one and was loving when they were around you oh yea and they are wealthy, think professional athlete
OR
Be alone forever, no mate EVER

africancurlie
04-13-2004, 08:02 AM
be alone forever
stds are just plain nasty

wyr

die having chocked on a marshmellow(too big and blocked your
breathing)

or

die having drank too much water (flushing out of electrolytes)

yes I am random and both of these have happened to teenagers :-cre

BeautifulButterfly
04-13-2004, 09:08 AM
too much water... choking is bad...

wyr

fall on a pole or stick and have it lodged up your @@@

or

have a pole or stick thrown in your eye

ttc: you wouldn&#39;t die from either one. just have an uncomfortable life...

-Felecia

LOCSOFAST
04-13-2004, 12:48 PM
Originally posted by BlakQueeN16@Apr 13 2004, 04:08 AM
too much water... choking is bad...

wyr

fall on a pole or stick and have it lodged up your @@@

or

have a pole or stick thrown in your eye

ttc: you wouldn&#39;t die from either one. just have an uncomfortable life...

-Felecia
eye... (it would be more of a testimony to my life being kept)

wyr

that everytime you spoke words always came out backwards

or

everytime you spoke the words came out in a different language that you could not predict?

southernbelle
04-13-2004, 03:45 PM
backwards...easier for folks to interpret

WYR

back-hand slap

Coral (from the Real World)

or

Omarosa (from the Apprentice)

divajag
04-13-2004, 03:49 PM
Omarosa

wyr

box Muhammad Ali?

or

box Laila Ali?

TTC: Both of them are at the prime of their careers at the time of the fight.

Hamira
04-13-2004, 03:49 PM
Omarosa....Coral would slap me back. Omarosa will probably go into another coma :duck :-)


ETA: oops :-) Laila....I can take her (box


WYR

have the ability to fly

OR

have the ability to see through stuff?

TTC: Blackmail...

LuvThosNaps
04-13-2004, 04:03 PM
Originally posted by Delushious@Apr 13 2004, 10:49 AM
WYR

have the ability to fly

OR

have the ability to see through stuff?

TTC: Blackmail...
No Way... I was going to post the exact same thing.

I think I&#39;d rather fly... I&#39;d be able to avert NY traffic that way.

WYR

Be able to breath underwater

or

Be able to shrink to the size of an ant

TTC. Your hair wont get messed up, and people wont step on you.

feepee
04-13-2004, 04:05 PM
See thru stuff. Like jaheims clothes...


eta: i was too late.

i&#39;d rather shrink. that way i could eaves drop on other folks lives like i&#39;ve been wanting to for years. i&#39;m nosey as heck if i don&#39;t think i&#39;ll get caught.


WYR:

be constipatied for the rest of your life

or

have the runs or the rest of your life

MochaMom
04-13-2004, 07:54 PM
Originally posted by feepee@Apr 13 2004, 11:05 AM



WYR:

be constipatied for the rest of your life

or

have the runs or the rest of your life
have the runs for the rest of your life (betta out than in, as long as i could control &#39;em) :huh

wyr:

only be able to conceive only boys

or

only girls

ttc: no matter how many children you decide to keep having :shock

scurrie
04-14-2004, 02:22 AM
...have my memory erased for life.
I can live carefree! :huh

WYR:

Have 12 kids?

Or

Have every child you have die?

Hamira
04-14-2004, 02:41 AM
Originally posted by MochaMom@Apr 13 2004, 07:54 PM
wyr:

only be able to conceive only boys

or

only girls

ttc: no matter how many children you decide to keep having :shock
Dang.....um...only girls...cause girls are made up of sugar, spice and everything nice :huh scrath that, make &#39;em boys :lol


WYR


Kill your mother

OR

Kill yourself?

mikameek
04-14-2004, 03:41 AM
Kill Myself


WYR



Marry someone who&#39;s Parents were members of the KKK

or

Marry someone who&#39;s Parents were Satan Worshipers.

Kat Nappydeen
04-14-2004, 04:36 AM
Satan worshippers. I could take him to church. If his parents were KKK members, it is more likely that he would pick up some racist views. He or his parents may let something slip :mad and I&#39;d have to (box :fight (box . (jus kiddin)

WYR

Build a bomb shelter and survive a nuclear war that destroyed virtually everything.

or

Die in the nuclear war.

divajag
04-14-2004, 04:55 AM
build a bomb shelter...radiation fallout is a nasty way to die

wyr

lose all your teeth

or

lose all your hair?


TTC: neither will ever grow back for the rest of your natural life

ETA: corrected spelling of radiation (oops)

NikkiG
04-14-2004, 01:07 PM
Bringing it back today...

my teeth (I would just wear dentures)

WYR

Have an unfulfilling job but well paid?

or

Work your dream job for free?

TTC: You couldn&#39;t get a second one or quit...

Nikk

alma2254
04-14-2004, 04:07 PM
Dream job definately.

WYR....

Live off tinned baked beans (alone) for a month

or

Live off rice (alone) for a month?

~~~ah, takes me back to my broke student days lol.

LOCSOFAST
04-14-2004, 07:43 PM
rice.. definitely...

wyr

be bored the rest of life..

or

have all plans to keep busy be postponed indefinitely forever?

alma2254
04-14-2004, 09:13 PM
plans -I&#39;d love to have that right now, things are moving sooooo slow over here.

WYR...

Die of a broken heart

or

Die of loneliness?

LOCSOFAST
04-14-2004, 09:59 PM
die of a broken heart... (better story)

WYR

have a really nice colonial home with 1700&#39;s styling

or

really modern style home, with new age materials and formal design?

natitwists
04-15-2004, 03:01 AM
Originally posted by LOCSOFAST@Apr 14 2004, 03:59 PM

WYR

have a really nice colonial home with 1700&#39;s styling

or

really modern style home, with new age materials and formal design?
really modern style home :-)
WYR

Be a quadriplegic


OR



Be morbidly obese(think 500+ pounds)

LOCSOFAST
04-15-2004, 12:44 PM
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WYR

have a really nice colonial home with 1700&#39;s styling

or

really modern style home, with new age materials and formal design?
really modern style home :-)
WYR

Be a quadriplegic


OR



Be morbidly obese(think 500+ pounds) [/b][/quote]
obese...

WYR

die by a quick-weird freak accident, like slipping on a n ice cube at home in the kitchen and hitting your head and break neck...

or

die by someone elses weird freak accident like they slipped and fell with and pushed you down a stoop (like three stairs) and you fell and broke your neck?

teekydawg
04-15-2004, 01:34 PM
die by my own freak accident

wyr

have your fingernails pulled out by pliers

or

your teeth

tjolims
04-15-2004, 05:30 PM
Fingernails...they grow back, and I&#39;d pass out after the first one anyway from the shock.

WYR

eat Mexican food every day for a year

or

eat Chinese food every day for a year?

TooXquisite
04-15-2004, 05:41 PM
Eat chinese food .

WYR

live on a deserted island, alone with everything you&#39;ve ever wanted

or
live with whoever you wanted and have nothing

Sunchild
04-15-2004, 05:48 PM
live with whoever i wanted and have nothing

wyr

relax your hair for a job

or

be nappy and remain unemployed

LuvThosNaps
04-15-2004, 06:05 PM
Remain nappy and unemployed... I couldn&#39;t trust a job that would prefer me with relaxed hair.

WYR

Your daughter be

a High Priced Call Girl

or

a Highly Paid Porn Star?

gennaevelyn
04-15-2004, 07:21 PM
Highly Paid Porn Star (At least its a little more regulated...)


If there was a nuclear holocaust WOULD YOU RATHER

Perish with the rest of humanity

OR

Be the ONLY living person left

tjolims
04-15-2004, 07:30 PM
Perish...as The Tribe said, "Without love, a life is nothing".

WYR

be the only woman working in an office full of older men

or

be the only black person working in an office full of younger white people

TTC: the older men are a multicultural, multiracial group; the younger white people come from a variety of classes and cultures, but they&#39;re all of European descent.

ThisIsKia
04-15-2004, 07:42 PM
be the only black person working in an office full of younger white people

WYR
Be 300 pounds for the rest of your life
or
Be an average weight but eat nothing but Spam, cheese, and dry Cheerios for the rest of your life?

divajag
04-15-2004, 08:56 PM
be 300 pounds for the rest of my life...my taste buds would die of boredom

wyr

date a man with facial hair coming down to his chest? (think Taliban)

or

date a man with excessive back and chest hair?

two TTC: you can&#39;t make him shave, wax,or cut it
2) in both scenarios, the hair is long enough to cornrow

ETA: for the straight dudes on this board, substitute "woman" for "man" (obviously) and the second choice is date a woman with excessive leg and underarm hair (same TTC still apply)

Didn&#39;t want to leave anybody out....Sorry. :tiptoe

ini
04-15-2004, 11:20 PM
The long facial hair...I&#39;d braid it up :lol


WYR

Drive a Lexus forever but have car payments

or

Drive a Pinto for ever but it&#39;s paid for

Sunchild
04-15-2004, 11:26 PM
Pinto baby....I can slap some sprewells on there and a BUNCH OF BUMPSTICKERS......cant do that with a lex :smug


wyr (FOR WOMEN ONLY)

have both breast removed

or

have to be bald forever.

Hamira
04-15-2004, 11:33 PM
Originally posted by afrikankween@Apr 15 2004, 11:26 PM
wyr (FOR WOMEN ONLY)

have both breast removed

or

have to be bald forever.
Just call me Mrs. Clean :-cre <--minus those three hairs on top


WYR


Lie down on a bed of thumbtacks

OR

on a bed of slugs?

ini
04-16-2004, 12:36 AM
Slugs *swishy* :huh

WYR

Be a bad singer on American Idol

or

be a amazing singer who never gets any exposure

Hamira
04-16-2004, 12:44 AM
Originally posted by ini@Apr 16 2004, 12:36 AM
Slugs *swishy* :huh

WYR

Be a bad singer on American Idol

or

be a amazing singer who never gets any exposure
Two words--William Hung



WYR


swallow worms whole

OR

just have them sit in your mouth for 10 seconds w/ no swallowing?

Azure
04-16-2004, 01:00 AM
Originally posted by ini@Apr 15 2004, 06:20 PM
The long facial hair...I&#39;d braid it up :lol


WYR

Drive a Lexus forever but have car payments

or

Drive a Pinto for ever but it&#39;s paid for
:offtopic I drive a &#39;77 Pinto and I am tired of all this Pinto-hating! My car is cool!!!!


Azure :lol

Azure
04-16-2004, 01:02 AM
Swallow them whole

WYR

Listen to your least favorite artist&#39;s music for 24 hours


OR


Watch your least favorite actor&#39;s movies for 24 hours



Azure :cow:

Sunchild
04-16-2004, 01:06 AM
the music....


wyr

stutter for the rest of your life

or

have a leg that is 6 inches shorter then the other

you cant get either "fixed"

ThisIsKia
04-16-2004, 01:22 AM
I&#39;ll take the stutter for 300, Alex!

WYR

Have a painless uninfected yet weeping open wound on your right facial cheek for life.

or

Have noxious gas eruptions from your bum whenever you&#39;re around another person for life.

Hamira
04-16-2004, 01:36 AM
ewww Kia ...I&#39;m eating :lol

Sunchild
04-16-2004, 01:50 AM
I think kia might of just killed the game :lol

LuvThosNaps
04-16-2004, 02:18 AM
Originally posted by ThisIsKia@Apr 15 2004, 08:22 PM
I&#39;ll take the stutter for 300, Alex!

WYR

Have a painless uninfected yet weeping open wound on your right facial cheek for life.

or

Have noxious gas eruptions from your bum whenever you&#39;re around another person for life.
Dammit Kia... but I&#39;ll be the bold one

I&#39;ll take the noxious gas emissions. I&#39;ll just have to get a sanitation job and hope to marry a person that has no sense of smell.

WYR

Have your daughter strip her way through college

or

have her receive a full scholarship from the KKK

TTC: The KKK scholarship would have special to be named requirements that would have to be fulfilled to keep the scholarship. She would work in the raunchiest strip club in college town, tips are tough to get and she would have to do a lot of extras.

ini
04-16-2004, 04:05 AM
Originally posted by Azure@Apr 15 2004, 09:00 PM
:offtopic I drive a &#39;77 Pinto and I am tired of all this Pinto-hating! My car is cool!!!!


Azure :lol
sowwy hon, that was the first thing that came to my mind. if it matters i would choose the paid for Pinto anyday :thumbsup

Geminibrown78
04-16-2004, 07:31 AM
I&#39;m afraid my daughter&#39;s gonna have to strip on that one there.

WTR

Have Bryant Gumble over your house for dinner?

or

Wayne Brady crash on your couch for a couple days?


@ini - :thumbsup on your avatar. He&#39;s coming out my way next month!

LOCSOFAST
04-16-2004, 12:35 PM
Wayne Brady... (he might have to choke a B**CH!!! for me)

WYR

Have cigarette smoke come out of your mouth at all times, for the rest of your life

or

Have burnt tire smoke come out of your mouth at all times, for the rest of your life?

Hamira
04-16-2004, 01:35 PM
Cigarette....how do you explain the burnt tire smell away? ;-)




WYR


Eat a bowl a bird droppings

OR

Afterbirth?



TTC: http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/wuerg/vomit-smiley-020.gif

Cocopuff
04-16-2004, 02:11 PM
Originally posted by Delushious@Apr 16 2004, 01:35 PM
Cigarette....how do you explain the burnt tire smell away? ;-)




WYR


Eat a bowl a bird droppings

OR

Afterbirth?



TTC: http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/wuerg/vomit-smiley-020.gif
that is nasty :shocked , can&#39;t even reply to that

LOCSOFAST
04-16-2004, 02:18 PM
afterbirth .. it is a delicacy in some places... it is cooked and seasoned and women eat it as a ritual... ( why not a man,try it?)
ETA: (ain&#39;t no way, i am eating dropping of anything.. you can put that on the Taboo thread)

WYR

have a third eye... triclops

or

a third ear right below the right ear on the neck?

TTC: no removal...

tjolims
04-16-2004, 03:58 PM
Third eye...I&#39;d just have to hope I&#39;d never need glasses.

WYR

Have a nasty, bitter smell follow you around everywhere you go?

or

Have a nasty, bitter aftertaste follow up everything you eat?

braxtonbebe
04-16-2004, 04:14 PM
conjoined twin


WYR
be with a rich guy whos looks turned your stomach?
or
be with a poor guy who was the cuttest thing you ever seen??

consider: with the cute guy you had to stay poor for ever!!!

Hamira
04-16-2004, 04:44 PM
Originally posted by tjolims@Apr 16 2004, 03:58 PM
Third eye...I&#39;d just have to hope I&#39;d never need glasses.

WYR

Have a nasty, bitter smell follow you around everywhere you go?

or

Have a nasty, bitter aftertaste follow up everything you eat?
Nasty aftertaste




WYR

Have an afro that scares the kiddies (I&#39;m talking 3 or 4 times the size of your head)

OR

Buttlength locs in your favorite form (freeform, cultivated, sisterlocs etc.)

LOCSOFAST
04-16-2004, 05:19 PM
locs... (although my butt is not that long :lol )

wyr

be able to have X-ray vision and become invisible

or

have super human strength and move as fast as light? (or slightly slower)


TCC: you could not fully control either all the time... (sometimes they would randomly act up)

Hamira
04-16-2004, 05:27 PM
Originally posted by LOCSOFAST@Apr 16 2004, 05:19 PM
locs... (although my butt is not that long :lol )

:razz you know what I meant....

Azure
04-16-2004, 09:03 PM
Originally posted by LOCSOFAST@Apr 16 2004, 12:19 PM
locs... (although my butt is not that long :lol )

wyr

be able to have X-ray vision and become invisible

or

have super human strength and move as fast as light? (or slightly slower)


TCC: you could not fully control either all the time... (sometimes they would randomly act up)
x-ray vision and invisibility....i think i&#39;d get a kick out of that

wyr

eat food that was prepared by someone you know ain&#39;t all that hygenic

or

stay a night with someone who&#39;s a total slob


TTC: you have to hang around them the whole meal/night...


Azure :)

ThisIsKia
04-21-2004, 11:27 PM
eat food that was prepared by someone you know ain&#39;t all that hygenic...I&#39;ll just have to ask the Lord to bless that nasty food and eat very tiny portions (I am on a diet, ya know :thumbsup)


WYR:

Have a constantly running nose accompanied with that yucky "infected sinus snot breath"

or

Have 2 (magically non-contagious/all other symptoms stay the same) herpes outbreaks lasting for 4 days a piece-every year for the rest of your life (once on your birthday and once more on the third Wed. of June)

I love this game :bis

PrincessDrRe
04-22-2004, 12:05 AM
Damn......I&#39;m getting that constantly runny nose--And chewing Altoids like WHUT!!!

WYR

Set your own foot on fire?

or

Have your foot ran over by a car?

TTC-Whole foot has to be engulfed in flames.
Has to be a "real" car-not a play car or a light car like a
Yugo...has to be a heavy car-like a old caddie.....

Azure
04-22-2004, 03:11 AM
Have my foot run over....my foot&#39;ll heal and look alright (right?), but if i set my foot on fire, it&#39;ll be ugly and I wanna wear sandals! (yes I&#39;m vain)

Wyr:

live the rest of your life without a cell phone

or

live the rest of your life without a computer

TTC: you won&#39;t have access to one, ever!!!

Azure :cow:

eta the ttc and fix my smilie

Sunchild
04-22-2004, 03:19 AM
easy no cellphone.....i wish i could get rid of my cellphone

I hate the phone !!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad

WYR

write my 20 page paper that I am currently procrastinating on that is due tomorrow at 5 pm of which I currently have 14 pages of and jacked the hell up endnotes that need smoothing out.

or

write my 20 page paper that is due next friday of which I currently have zero pages

:cow:

ThisIsKia
04-22-2004, 03:39 AM
Originally posted by afrikankween@Apr 21 2004, 11:19 PM
WYR

write my 20 page paper that I am currently procrastinating on that is due tomorrow at 5 pm of which I currently have 14 pages of and jacked the hell up endnotes that need smoothing out.

or

write my 20 page paper that is due next friday of which I currently have zero pages

:cow:
:blab

giggleblue
05-19-2004, 07:01 AM
WYR

spend the rest of your life in a bubble

or

spend the rest of your life with someone you hate?

Evolution19
05-19-2004, 07:13 AM
someone i hate....would be very annoying, but it would make for some good angry poems...

WYR

be rich beyond comprehension, but u had to give up everyone u loved...

or

be poor, but surrounded with people u love

Urban
05-19-2004, 10:06 AM
the latter

WYR

Live in beautiful mansion located in a VERY poverty stricken, crime-ridden neighborhood

or

Live in a roach infested, run-down shack located in a VERY wealthy and beautiful neighborhood?

ThisIsKia
05-19-2004, 11:36 AM
I&#39;ll take "Live in beautiful mansion located in a VERY poverty stricken, crime-ridden neighborhood" for 500, Alex!


WYR:

Have the body/face of your dreams but stutter badly
or
Be a plain Jane/John (no makeovers/plastic surgery/fancy clothes) but speak perfectly but walk with permanent limp

PrincessDrRe
05-27-2004, 05:42 AM
WYR:

Smell a fart while eating

or

Smell a dead skunk while eating


...I already know --"Nasty as hell...."

teekydawg
05-27-2004, 12:09 PM
smell the fart... skunk funk lingers for hours

wyr chew on habenero peppers

or

chew on a heavily scented bar of soap like dial