Best Dating Profile Ever!-not: Idiot trying to get a date manages to offend everyone

[Vavoon]

the only difference between him and many people like him is that he put his views on the mic!

[Fuzziwuz]

Dude is no prize and definitely nothing to write home to momma. I think women tolerate him and don't stay for the long haul. If he was all that... there wouldn't be a requirement recruitment scroll on the internet. Women outnumber men, so I don't think it's difficult to find a quality woman if one desires. Maybe he's seeking perfection, when no one's perfect. I think his list cancels women out. So his options are: dating men or remain sleepless in Seattle.. heck, the U.S. It's no different than women with this long list of men requirements; You'd wind up being alone.

[ayalyrik]

I love to think about him falling head over hills in love with "Big Bertha" who happens to be a 300 pound black woman with tattoos and an understated diamond nose ring. She will flip all his misconceptions around and have his nose wide open before realizing nope....don't want him.

[MommieDearest]

You know what,



Think about it. At least he's letting everyone know up front that he's a jerk. Any woman with an ounce of self-respect will steer clear and avoid wasting her time. There's nothing worse than investing time and effort into a relationship only to have it slowly revealed that he is an azzhole. Shoot, that's 3, 5, 6 months (or more) of your life that you can't get back.

The desperate, low self-esteem having women who respond to his ad know exactly what they're getting. Apparently they WANT to be with an egomaniac, so it's all good.

[Fuzziwuz]

I think the arrogant would apply knowing damn well they don't meet his criterias, but willing to crack the nut and play whatever game to gain, thinking they're so irresistible. The low esteemed would cancel themselves out even if they met his criteria.

[MommieDearest]

I think the arrogant would apply knowing damn well they don't meet his criterias, but willing to crack the nut and play whatever game to gain, thinking they're so irresistible.

OMG! Now THAT would be something to behold. Talk about "equally yoked."